Odd Peeing Aid

I recently Stumbled across a site advertising a unique item for women. It is an item that allows women to pee standing up. Don't ask why I ran across it, I just did, but the point is; women can buy what basically amounts to a funnel so they can pee anywhere without sitting down. It's called the P-Mate.

On the P-StandingUp.com website, they ask three questions:

• Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic, port-a-potty?
• Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?
• Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen?

So instead of just biting the bullet and sitting on a toilet seat, or putting some TP on the seat, then sitting, or even squatting in the woods with some leaves, women are suppose to, in the words of the company that produces the P-Mate...

1. Simply pop open the P-Mate and move your underwear aside. Place the cupped opening against your body, under the flow area between your legs.
2. Tilt hips so funnel faces slightly downwards.
3. Relax and pee.
4. Dispose of properly.

I am not a woman, never have been a woman, and plan on never being a woman, but I tend to find this product to be very ridiculous. If you are a woman and have used this item, or think you might find this item handy, please let me know. I am, in no way, trying to make light of the plight of women and public toilets, but the common sense side of me tells me that most women would agree with me about the ridiculousness of a tool like this.

It seems that some women have enjoyed the P-Mate. Here's one of the testimonials from P-StandingUp.com:

"I am a woman that hunts/fishes and have shared my backside with TOO MANY OTHERS. Thanks for restoring my dignity in the woods."

Here is what my friend Doug said about the item:

"Women, you will never have a penis. Get over it!"

If you are interested in the P-Mate, make sure to check out their web site. They have instructions, FAQ's and even a video explaining the product. I've got to hand it to them, they have a well thought out, informative web site.

Check out the P-Mate for yourself!