Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dog Eat Dog...Shit

Today I have a short & true story contributed from a friend of mine:

For anybody who owns a dog (in my case two) you may be aware of some of the revolting habits they may have. That one where they eat their own shit is the worst to me. It’s disgusting and even talking about it is making me sick.

The other morning I was up at 4:30am (early work day). I let my dear dogs out to use the outdoor facilities. I was busy grabbing some food for lunch and I looked out the window to check up on them. What I saw was horrifying, so if you have a weak stomach, don’t read what happened next. One of my dogs was defecating, which dogs will do, but my other dog was eating the shit right as it was coming out of his ass. I was ready to vomit. Normally I would yell at them with various curse words, but it was 4:30 in the morning, neighbors were sleeping, and it was 15 below outside. What could I do, really? Nothing, but share this story with you.

5 comments:

Pistola Whipped said...

What does Rosie O'Donnell have to do with this story?

Beautifully Profound said...

Ha I thought the same thing. Maybe because her face looks like a pile of dog shit? Who knows? Just to gross you out even more, humans eat shit too so don't be down on your poor dogs. At least they don't know any better.

Midnight Toker said...

Rosie. Dogs. They go together. I know, that's mean and not very creative, but she's a frickin dog!

Nayana Anthony said...

iiiiiick. oh, ick.

irayd8u said...

LOL. Damn i needed that good chuckle ha ha ha!!!!!!!