Monday, February 4, 2008

It's Nice To Have A Girl Around The House

Especially in the winter, when you have lots of snow and mud to wipe off.

My feeble little mind cannot figure out what this vintage ad is saying. It appears that it's for Leggs, which I do believe is a pantyhose maker, or something of that ilk. So I guess the message is, "It's nice to have a girl around the house" in pantyhose so you can put her in a tiger costume and step on her like a rug. Pretty sick fetish if you ask me. I guess I'm in the minority in thinking women are humans just like men. Maybe they aren't...

If any of you all have a good interpretation of this ad, please let me know.

6 comments:

Beautifully Profound said...

Oh I bet the feminists loved that one.

Midnight Toker said...

I bet they did indeed. I still don't understand the damn ad!

Beautifully Profound said...

The ad is about his pants! Mr. leggs slacks. As far as my puny eyes can make out it says "Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn't have to fire a shot to floor her..After one look at his MR Leggs slacks she was ready to have him walk all over her. That ( UNREADABLE) styling (unreadable) soothes the savage beast!! If you'd like your own...and my eyes can't read any more of that.

And that's all I got. He's supposed to be impressing the ladies with his "slacks".

Midnight Toker said...

Thanks for pointing that out. I feel like a moron, but that isn't much different than any normal day. I see the Mr. now right before the Leggs. For some reason I had pantyhose stuck in my head. What do you think that means?

Beautifully Profound said...

A fetish? Who knows? I uh looked up hosiery fetishes on wikipedia and it didn't say anything promising. It did have a huge section about men wearing pantyhose though. You don't seem like the type or do you? :-p

Midnight Toker said...

I'd like to make a funny comment about wearing pantyhose, but honestly, I've never tried. They look smothering & uncomfortable. Now dresses, those are damn comfy.