I recently Stumbled across a site advertising a unique item for women. It is an item that allows women to pee standing up. Don't ask why I ran across it, I just did, but the point is; women can buy what basically amounts to a funnel so they can pee anywhere without sitting down. It's called the P-Mate.
On the P-StandingUp.com website, they ask three questions:
- Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic, port-a-potty?
- Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?
- Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen?
- Simply pop open the P-Mate and move your underwear aside. Place the cupped opening against your body, under the flow area between your legs.
- Tilt hips so funnel faces slightly downwards.
- Relax and pee.
- Dispose of properly.
It seems that some women have enjoyed the P-Mate. Here's one of the testimonials from P-StandingUp.com:
"I am a woman that hunts/fishes and have shared my backside with TOO MANY OTHERS. Thanks for restoring my dignity in the woods."Here is what my friend Doug said about the item:
"Women, you will never have a penis. Get over it!"If you are interested in the P-Mate, make sure to check out their web site. They have instructions, FAQ's and even a video explaining the product. I've got to hand it to them, they have a well thought out, informative web site.