Wednesday, February 6, 2008

My Surly Coworker

I have this male friend/coworker that I sit next to at work. I like to think of him as my work spouse. Here are some things he's said to me:

"Don't poop where I poop, go to your secret pooping place."

"I've got a kink only you can work out."

"You're a strange man, and I don't mean that in a good way."

"It's only a short matter of time until we die."

"You are my taco-faced love."

After telling me about the old shotgun his step-father gave him:
"You never know when something's gonna need killin'."

"I just want you to hurt."


Beautifully Profound said...

Secret pooping place! HA- who woulda thunk that people have secret pooping places.

Midnight Toker said...

My coworker says, "What do you mean? Do girls just drop trou and poop where they stand?"

Beautifully Profound said...

I tell my guy all the time that girls don't crap, or fart for that matter. Usually he tells me I'm delusional and then flushes the toilet in my ear.

Aliecat said...

It's so nice to see two grown men act so loving to each other. I can't wait for the wedding! Hee!

Pistola Whipped said...

Do you ever get any work done with all the making out you two do?

Midnight Toker said...

Very funny, Pistola Whipped. This time of the year is pretty slow, so we have plenty of time...Jealous?

Pistola Whipped said...

I won't be if I'm invited to your wedding.