Monday, January 21, 2008

What's The Worst That Could Happen?

A few years ago a friend of mine got into a fender bender because he was ogling a female pedestrian. At the time I thought it was pretty funny that he would rear end someone while checking out a chick, but recently in Australia, a man was waving to 2 women and his arm was almost severed by a passing car, and that is not funny. They will probably have to amputate his arm. (See story here) Good thing he didn't use his penis to wave to the girls. That actually brings up a good question; with the advances of cosmetic surgery and such, would you rather lose an arm or your penis? On the surface, it seems like an easy answer, but what if they could build you a new penis? How about a robot penis?

Guys, keep your limbs inside the car when hot girls walk by, and just rape them with your eyes.

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