Are My Balls In Laura Ingalls' Cabin?

I was perusing some photos on my computer at work from a drive I took down to Lake Pepin. Upon seeing the photo of Laura Ingalls' replica "Cabin In The Big Woods", my coworker asked if it was my cabin. I told him what it really was and he said to me, "You're kind of a poof, aren't you?"

It got me thinking about that trip down to Lake Pepin and how I happened upon the sign that advertised Laura Ingalls' replica cabin. I could've continued on to downtown Pepin and enjoyed a few whiskeys at the local bar, but instead I followed the signs to the cabin and snapped some photos. It turns out my balls were not in the cabin. I should have gone to the bar.