Valentine's Day Card Idea

Valentine's Day is coming up quickly and I just wanted to show you all what a sweet-ass mother fucker I am. Here is the card I made for my estranged wife last year for Valentine's Day, one month before the destructive succubus flew off. Each part of the collage corresponded to a specific event in our young marriage. Awe, so sweet. You bet your ass it was sweet.

So if you're looking for the right gift for your lady pal this Valentine's Day, go ahead and buy it, and then make her a card to go along with it, she'll love you for it...or she'll leave your ass, you can't ever tell.