Monday, November 5, 2007

My Friend Wants Me To Get An STD

Since my wife left me, my coworker friend has been bugging me to get an STD (sexually transmitted disease). He wants me to go out and get down with a questionable chick. OK, he just wants me to get it going with any chick I can find. He is, for the most part, saying this in jest, but it got me thinking about what STD's are treatable and what ones are permanent.

First off, there is Chlamydia. It is the most common treatable STD.
Gonorrhea is another such STD. Curable, but can be deadly if left untreated.
Syphilis can also be treated, but can be deadly.

That's probably enough of that.
So my friend asked me to write a song about not getting any STD's since my wife left. Here it is:

The No STD blues
(STD is pronounced ess, tee, dee)

Well I woke up in the morning
It had to be nearly dawn
I looked and looked, but she was gone

It happen long ago
I never did let it go
Friends are telling me to go out and play

I failed them up to now
I swear I don't know how
I'm sitting here with the no STD blues

I got the no STD blues
I've been fillin' up with the booze
I don't know what, I'm gonna do

You see, there's no time to waste
I've been left here in this place
But I'm crying here with the no STD blues

Marimba Solo

Repeat Chorus

I got the no STD blues
I've been fillin' up with the booze
I don't know what, I'm gonna do

You see there is no time to waste
I've been left here in this place
Still crying here with the no STD blues

1 comment:

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

Which one do you want? I can get a hold of pretty much anything.