My Balls Are Not In The Hallway

Today I woke up in the hallway of my apartment building. After thinking a bit, I managed to piece together 2 facts about the previous night:

1. I left my apartment about 8:30PM to meet a couple of friends at the studio to jam. Not an official practice, just a session of grab ass.

2. I cracked open my first PBR and smoked my first bowl at approximately 8:50PM.

Then the next thing I remember, I'm waking up in my hallway with no evidence of foul play.

Below is a terrible drawing of me waking up in the hallway...