Thursday, February 5, 2009

Late Night Commercials Are Different

I Saw this lady hawking her sexy wares on TV last night, luckily I had a camera near by...

I'm not saying she's not beautiful...just an odd choice to be on TV telling people to come down and get some sexy panties.

Maybe it's because she looks like my aunt Pearl, or maybe the organist from my childhood church. Yes, organist.

I'm happy to see a woman who looks like this on TV selling Gifts of Fantasy. Our society tends to look down upon people who buy/sell items such as these. We like to think that only "other" people are buying edible undies and ball gags to play with. We don't want to look in the mirror and realize that it's not just "dirty" people gettin' it on with plastic vaginas or sucking on 9" rubber phalluses (or maybe it should be Phalli). It's you and it's me. It's your mother and your father. It's the Mailman (or mail-chick), your teacher, your pilot, and especially your elected officials. People of the U.S.A., we are all sexual people, so let's get the sticks out of our asses, get naked, and get it on!

Give it up for the Fantasy Gifts Lady!



4 comments:

Aliecat said...

My parents DO NOT suck on 9" dildos. They just DON'T (or, at least, they better not).

Ish...

Eccentric Nikki said...

This is hilarious.
I found you, oddly enough, by typing "Twizzler" in Google search, but now I'm officially a fan of your blog.

Midnight Toker said...

Thanks Nikki...you are too kind. And check back often for more Twizzler content!

Nayana Anthony said...

You make a compelling point... now where did I leave that plastic vagina?...