It's back to the grind for me after a few days off from my day job. It was a true delight to be away from sales figures & statistics, my gray cubical walls, and the urinal that always contains unflushed urine.
Now on to more important matters, my favorite first line to a news story of 2007:
LOS ANGELES, Dec. 25 (UPI) -- A beefy gent wearing a red Santa hat and purple G-string in Los Angeles this holiday season not only didn't pass for Santa but failed a Breathalyzer test, too.Paints quite a picture. Apparently this "beefy gent" was also wearing a blond wig, black leg warmers and a red lace camisole. The L.A. County Sheriff's Deputy Chief had this to say, "pretty sure this is not ... Santa Claus."
If you'd like to read the original story, here you go: Beefy Gent Story