Happy May Day!

Someone shit on my friend's garage door. Here's a photo of it.

I am 100% against shitting on stranger's garages. Again, Happy May Day 2008!

Birds Get Up Early

I'm lucky enough to have a bird living outside of my bedroom window. Every morning at approximately 5:30 AM, it starts to make its morning sounds, even on Saturday and Sunday. I know nothing about birds, but it's not the normal chirping bird, it has a weird warbling sound, very distinct, very loud, and very random.

LadyToker and I have a nickname for this bird: Fuck Face.