How lazy and/or depressed are you?
Well, I am this much lazy and/or depressed:
Yesterday while at my father's house, I remembered I was out of toothpaste. 100% out. Not even enough to cut the tube open and scrape out. The thought of stopping at Target or Walgreens and spending 5 minutes getting toothpaste made me hurt, so I grabbed a plastic sandwich bag and squirted into it some of my father's toothpaste, and pocketed it. Of course I did this without my father knowing. Now I have at least a weeks worth of toothpaste smeared inside a little plastic bag!
Here is an exquisite drawing of a tube of toothpaste:
Monday, September 10, 2007
Straight-Up Mentally Ill
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