The Man With ill-Fitting Pants

You know how slacks sometimes "tent" in the crotch area when the person wearing them sits down? Some pants tent more than others, while some don't tent at all. Some jeans tent too. Some people call this a "jean penis" or maybe even a "jeanis".

I know this guy, who I have to deal with 3-4 times a week, and he wears wicked ill-fitting pants that tent something fierce. Yeah, he has the usual tenting that occurs in the center, his faux-rection, if you will, but his tenting goes all the way across his lap from pocket to pocket. It appears as though his pants are being inflated with air. Or as if he's hiding a huge salami lengthwise across his lap.
He's a great guy, he deserves to have pants that fit him properly, and I hope that someone close to him helps him rectify the situation.

In a totally unrelated note: Is there anything wrong with a heterosexual man noticing and/or being disturbed by another man's pants tenting?