Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Estranged Wife Contacts Former Pothead

My estranged wife emailed me after 3+ months of radio silence. She says she graduated from basic training and has lots of "navy stories" to share with me. I believe she is under the impression that after leaving me, breaking my heart and leaving my life in emotional and financial ruins, that we're still going to be best friends. How odd. I'm not sure if she's really delusional, or if she is just lonely and has no friends. I have a hard time believing that she can go through boot camp and not meet other raw-food-eating, Bush-hating, liberal artists trying to become US Navy fighting machines.

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