Good Morning

This morning in line at the gas station, a woman in front of me searched her purse for a free coffee coupon, as I waited patiently behind her. The other employee peered through binoculars at a license plate. The woman finally found the coupon, handed it to the cashier, and then ordered a pack of smokes. When asked for her ID, she stated she only had a paper one, because her dog ate her actual license, to which the cashier said it’s usually her cat that does that sort of thing in her house.
So...yeah.

Cats & Wind Chimes Revisited

Yesterday, my boss Barb wore a necklace with a cat and a wind chime on it. I wrote in a previous entry about Barb’s blue sweatshirt with a cat & a wind chime, so here's what I'm wondering; if she wore the necklace and the sweatshirt together, would Martha Stewart have an orgasm? I bet she would, but we need not talk about such things.

I couldn't find a photo of a cat & wind chime necklace anywhere on the web, but I did find this, enjoy: