I'm Pretty Sure Jack Knows Where His Balls Are

Check out this photo of all-time bad-ass Jack Nicholson being asked to sign a photo of himself as the Joker after being told about Heath Ledger's death.

I bet he's used his palm as an ashtray before.

Jack knows where his balls are at all times. He never leaves them behind and he never needs help finding them. Mr. Nicholson, I applaud you. You inspire me and scare the shit out of me at the same time.