Cute Thanksgiving-Toddler-Falling-Out-Window- Type Story

In New York on Thanksgiving Day, a toddler fell out a window while his family was eating. The kid actually survived the 20' fall, and didn't even break a bone. (Check out the story here)

What is not mentioned in the story is the danger of giving PCP to your toddler, and clearly, this kid was tripping on PCP when he stepped to the window and tried to fly. PCP is the classic "think you can fly" drug. I may be in the minority here, but I really don't think toddlers should use it.

One of the relatives chimed in with, "It's a miracle."
Yeah, it is a miracle. It's a miracle that you didn't mistake the toddler for the turkey and tie his little fat legs together, pop him in the oven, baste him, carve him and eat him, while the turkey took PCP and learned to fly.